If there’s one thing we here at the Mercury believe, it’s that knowing “How To!” do things is important. In order to do things, you have to know “How To!” do them.

For today’s installment of “How To!”, we bring you a guest instructor, all the way from Ontario, Canada, who’s here to tell you “How To! Build an Evangelistic Bible Quiz Booth (To Reach Lost Souls).”

You might think it would be easy to build an evangelistic Bible quiz booth (to reach lost souls), but it’s really quite complicated. Like, for instance, do you know how much duct tape is needed to wrap the aluminum tent leg to the anchor rebar to keep it from flying away in high Canadian winds? I bet not, and if you’d tried it yourself without looking at this instruction guide, you could’ve ended up with a tent-and-high-wind-related lawsuit. Or, do you know “How To!” secure the tent if you’re on cement—or a hockey rink?

Also, do you know which books of the Bible refer to dinosaurs? I bet not, and boy would you look silly if you answered “None, the Bible is a collection of myths and ghost stories with no relation to paleontology.”

Or, do you know the quickest way to send “the ‘Billy Graham crowd’ spinning away in confusion because they get almost every one wrong based upon the false doctrine of salvation by faith alone via the sinners prayer”?

I bet you don’t, and that’s why you need to head over here to study the intensive instructions, so that you can build the best evangelistic Bible quiz booth (to reach lost souls) south of the 49th parallel.

Thanks, Zach!