The annual Pedalpalooza bike fest is quickly coming to a close, but you’ve still got a couple more days to get in on the fun if you haven’t already (and according to weather.com, no rain is expected until Sunday—good news for you pansy-ass fair-weather bikers).

Here’s what you should hit between now and Saturday:

Today—Unicycle Polo! Alberta Park, NE 22nd and Killingsworth, 6:30pm to 8:00. Don’t have/ride a unicycle? Me neither! But you should go, to either 1.) see what that nonsense is all about, or B.) reconfirm your commitment to never ride a unicycle. Whatever you do, don’t stay late, because you need to get to the Crystal Ballroom by 8pm.

Friday—Breakfast on the Hawthorne and Broadway bridges, 7am to 9am. Ride by and have a pastry, or whatever it is they’re serving. That is, of course, unless you’re too hungover from the Mercury’s kickass party tonight.

Bicycle Capture the Flag! West end of Laurelhurst Park, SE Ash and 33rd, 4:30pm to 7:30. Capture the flag, but on a bike! Oh, what fun! After the game, head to a bike-in movie at the Hawthorne Hostel (3031 SE Hawthorne), You Never Bike Alone, a documentary on Vancouver BC bike culture.

Saturday—Multnomah County Bike Fair, Colonel Sumner’s Park, SE 20th and Belmont, 2:00 to 7pm. But what you really ought to do is Damian’s 24-hour $666 Zombie Hunt, which will meet at the south side of Sumner park beginning at 1pm, with registration required by 3:30. The all-night scavenger hunt then kicks off at 4pm sharp, with the winning team scoring 666 bucks. It’s too late to register early, so you gotta show up on Saturday with $30 in hand.

On Sunday, rest.