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Monday, June 11, 2007

Portland Today This Weekend in PDX

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Mon, Jun 11 at 10:02 AM

As Fleet Week comes to a close, and the sailors ship off….

This is a picture I took at about 1am early Saturday morning June 9th. I watched as these 2 carried each other down the street back to their ship. They were not very happy that I took their picture.

—Aaron

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Comments

There are a number of things wrong with the above photo.

You now are officially a member of the paparazzi.

ooohhhhohohhhhh

The US Navy comes upstream to spawn every Rose festival. Naturally, there are bound to be conflicts.

That one guy must be part of the Navel Reserve.

Ha!! That's what you get for thinking you can move in on our local pussy seamen!!

Man, I wish you had used a comma there.

He probably messed with someone's tape.

Or got into a good old shore leave bar fight. One or the other.

His friend has quite the imposing physique, in a Grover Cleveland kind of way.

Oh man, you just dropped a G. Cleveland on that dude's ass... ouch.

You're right regarding the comma Jim. It ends up being a triple entendre, and really disgusting. Nevertheless, ship out cocksuckers!!!

what trips me is how easy it could have been for either of these two gentlemen to wipe the crusty blood off his face- toning down the uncooked meat look- bad move.

"That one guy must be part of the Navel Reserve." Brilliant.

ditto. "navel reserve"---a couple hours later I got it. nicely done, Jerry.

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