Newspaper boxes are a blight upon our sidewalks! Ask Jack Bog, he agrees with me.

Sources have stated this is "Jake's bike--bartender at the Aalto Lounge"

The street bike, a silent predator, after stalking for hours lunges at its main source of nourishment and most common prey, The Oregonian Newspaper Box. Within minutes, there will be nothing but a shell left and the street bike will be back on the prowl, searching for its next meal.