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YEAH! America! Happy Fourth of July, everyone! Here in the Mercury office, we all love America, which means we love the Fourth of July! (Well, except for Matt Davis, who harbors a grudge, and the other day tried to make me give him a quarter when he saw me drinking some tea.) Also, just as a side note, this is the best and most patriotic picture on the internet:

So to celebrate America and its awesomeness, there’s probably nothing better to do than listening to the two tracks below, both of which are from Patton Oswalt’s upcoming comedy album, Werewolves and Lollipops. Oswalt is hilarious, and aside from providing the main voice in Pixar’s Ratatouille, has also appeared in Comedians of Comedy and King of Queens. Werewolves is in stores on July 10, so pick it up (and get his earlier album, Feelin’ Kinda Patton, too). You owe it to your country.
Patton Oswalt - America Has Spoken
Patton Oswalt - The Dukes of Hazzard

Patton Oswalt is NOT funny. He was miserable in the rat movie, and he is killing what used to be a proud comedy tradition.
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Team America! Fuck yeah!