On this most hallowed of eves (pre-July 4th), I would like to challenge my Blogtown brethren and sisthren to post evidence of why America is the greatest country in the universe.
My proof? America is great for pretty much one reason, and one reason only: MAURY POVITCH. Only Maury devotes entire episodes of his daytime talk show to people who are horrified of ordinary objects, like balloons, pickles… and in this thought-provoking segment, PEACHES. (Seriously. Show this guy a peach, and he becomes a maurading rhinoceros.) AMERICA ROCKS!!