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Monday, July 2, 2007

Politics Emilie Boyles’ Henchman Found Guilty

Posted by Scott Moore on Mon, Jul 2 at 5:22 PM

Over at the Oregonian’s breaking news blog, Anna Griffin has the verdict in the case against Vladimir Golovan, who was charged with breaking the law while he “collected” signatures for city council candidates Emilie Boyles and Lucinda Tate.

The verdict: Golovan was found guilty of 10 of the 12 charges against him, although he was acquitted of the two charges related to Boyles’ case. In a weird spin on one of the weirdest political stories in recent memory, Golovan attempted to place all of the blame on Bruce Broussard, the perennially unsuccessful candidate who’s run for just about every office you can think of.

Golovan claims that Broussard somehow mastered the whole forgery/lying scam, then turned on Boyles, Tate, and Golovan once he had the dirt on them. Golovan also claims that he had permission from Russian and Ukrainian immigrants to forge their signatures, because Boyles was against same-sex marriage.

The mind boggles. The O has been camped on this story from the word go, and they’ve got a nice collection of daily coverage from the trial here. Go ahead and try to wrap your head around it.

In the meantime, I’ve stumbled across Boyles’ MySpace page, which I highly recommend you check out. Pay special attention to all of the comments from her “friends.”

Comments

Unfortunately, 'Lie Boyles (nee Emilie Oy) has removed form her website any mention of her perpetually-forthcoming book, The Pendulum Swings.

Oy's against gay marriage?

Did I need one more reason to disrespect her?

Dangit, she deleted the comments ("Due to abuse by certain individuals, all comments have been disabled. Thanks to the Mercury Staff for pointing out the problem!")! Did you save a screencap?

Golovan said that the Slavic parishoners were afraid the state would force them to marry gay people. Boyles was going to save them from that fate.

Golovan said that the Slavic parishoners were afraid the state would force them to marry gay people. Boyles was going to save them from that fate.

Sigh.

Well, it's like I tell people 'til I'm blue in the mouth: don't worry about race, worry about stupid. It's universal.

Golovan said that the Slavic parishoners were afraid the state would force them to marry gay people.

Force them to perform weddings for gay people, or force the parishioners to marry gay people?

If I read it right it was the latter.

The My Mommy Is A Good Person rant written (allegedly) by her daughter is still up on the blog area of Boyles myspace page.

It's a laff riot! Enjoy.

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