A suicide bomb killed 12 at the Red Mosque in Pakistan, and a nitrous oxide explosion at the Mojave Air and Space Port killed three.

NASA was shocked to find out that its astronauts have been flying while drunk. Hey, there’s a lot of pressure being an astronaut. Just ask David Bowie. Or Stanley Kubrik. Or that lady with the adult diapers who went nuts.

A couple of days ago, in an email Lindsay Lohan sent to Access Hollywood declaring her innocence in Cocainegate, the entertainer said “…I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.” That didn’t make much sense at the time, but now that a 911 call made by her assistant’s mother that night has been released it’s all coming into perspective—Lohan is fucking crazy.

I’m torn on this one: The California Supreme Court has ruled that cities can’t seize the cars of prostitution and drug suspects. On the one hand, that’s great for the idea of due process. On the other, anything that gets people out of cars and onto bikes is okay by me.

Spock Party! Leonard Nimoy will reprise his only role in the next Star Trek movie, due out at the end of next year.

Lastly, some “doctors” are claiming that smoking pot increases your chances of developing a psychotic illness later in life, like schizophrenia. More like schizo-FUN-ia, am I right?