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Monday, July 16, 2007
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Potterwatch: The fifth Harry Potter film brought in $140 million since it opened Wednesday.
Lindsay Lohan: Out of rehab, wearing an “alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet.”
Hillary Clinton: Has “tapped out a lot of her donors,” while Barack Obama continues to out fundraise her.
Christian music festivals: Dangerous.
Hot Dog Eating Champion: Retains his rib-eating title in Oregon this weekend.
Earthquake: Tremor in Japan causes “a small radiation leak and fire at the world’s biggest nuclear power plant.”
Comments
Heh. Alcoholic Alias. That'd be an awesome TV show.
JACK BRISTOW: "Sydney, we have to catch your mom! She's the key to the Rambaldi mystery!"
SYDNEY BRISTOW: (hiccups) "I donnnn't havta--HIC--takee ordurrrss frommm yoooo! Wharre's Vaughnn?!?"
(staggers towards Vaughn)
SYDNEY: "Hey, bitch! Get me a martinnni! An than SEX! Dun't car if yousse iz marryed!"
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Am I the only person around here who thinks the idea of such a celebrity as LiLo going to Alchoholics Anonymous is so ironically absurd as to become bleak comedy?
I suspect not.
Better she should go to Alcoholics Alias. That way, at least she could go out an drink under an assumed name.