While tabloid queen LINDSAY LOHAN may have been robbed of her gossip rag headlines recently by that incarcerated biznatch Paris Hilton, that will not happen today. WHY? Because not only has LiLo been released from rehab, it’s Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday! WHOOOOO-WHOOOO! Happy b-day, LiLo, and remember: Don’t be depressed because you can’t liquor up the town tonight. After all, you guzzled more Grey Goose by the time you were 18 than most of us see in a lifetime.
And since I can’t seem to remember the words to “Happy Birthday,” I’ve dug up this hilariously filthy tribute song by DJ/rapper extraordinaire PASE ROCK entitled, “Lindsay Lohan’s Revenge.” Listen to it HERE, and for the safety of your employment, put on those headphones! This is super-duper NSFW!