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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Books Harry Potter Hate Voicemail #1

Posted by Alison Hallett on Thu, Jul 19 at 10:38 AM

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I don’t know about anybody else, but I’m going to have trouble sleeping at night after this one:

In case you can’t quite make it out, that’s “Why did the arrogant fucking hipster cross the street? To pick up the Mercury.”

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Comments

HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA! YES!

Posted by Tron Javolta | July 19, 2007 11:04 AM

awesome.

Posted by rooster | July 19, 2007 11:09 AM

awesome.

Posted by rooster | July 19, 2007 11:10 AM

J. K. Rowling sure has a deep voice.

Posted by ezra | July 19, 2007 11:11 AM

Why does the merc have to fuck around with Harry Potter fans? Obviously it's very important to many people. I realize that this is a fake spoiler (or at least I certainly hope so) but what would it cost the Merc to just leave it alone and respect those people who are really looking forward to enjoying the book? It's juvenile.

Posted by Orf | July 19, 2007 12:01 PM

Seems to me they fuck around with everybody. Why should Harry Potter fans be excluded?

Posted by Tum Tum | July 19, 2007 12:17 PM

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Tum Tum wins the prize!

Posted by Tron Javolta | July 19, 2007 12:24 PM

Because we're soft and squishy and can't fight back.

Posted by Orf | July 19, 2007 12:31 PM

Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.

Kiss this nerd!

Posted by Stan Gable | July 19, 2007 12:43 PM

NERDS!!!!!!