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Monday, July 2, 2007

Books Jenna Bush, Author

Posted by Chas Bowie on Mon, Jul 2 at 2:10 PM

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The always-excellent Powell’s blog tips us off to the big literary news of the day: a sneak peek at Jenna’s Bush’s first novel, Ana’s Story: A Journey of Hope.


The 25-year-old has said she based the book on a series of interviews with a 17-year-old, HIV-positive unwed mother she befriended during her stint as a UNICEF volunteer in Latin America last year… The book ends with a lengthy appendix that includes several tips on how teens can protect themselves against AIDS and other STDs, and it includes sentences like this one: “Whether or not you choose to wait until your married or older to become sexually active, give yourself as much time as you need to make a well-thought-out and mature decision.”… In fact, though there’s no ghostwriter listed, we have a hard time imagining she wrote it herself. Not because nothing in her past antics suggested she had a thoughtful, intellectual bent, or because she occasionally uses big words like “dichotomy” or references to the paintings of Gauguin, but because the book is too smooth.

The write-up concludes with a joke about a James Frey-like scandal that could unfold if the contents of Jenna’s dubious story ever prove to be less than truthful (surely her dad raised her better than that!), but I don’t think that’s gonna happen. If Bush’s cronies can convince Americans that John Kerry was a coward, while W was a nationalistic hero, I don’t think they’ll have any trouble conjuring up an AIDS-stricken teen mother from an under-developed nation to vouch for Jenna’s good honor.

Comments

And just think, she coulda used this time to join the armed forces to go to Iraq and help bring democracy to them. Instead, she feels her time is better spent writing a vacuous Oxygen channel made for TV movie script.

However, maybe her time would have been equally well-spent refreshing herself on the English language. If she actually wrote "Whether or not you choose to wait until your married..." she needs to learn that there's also a nice contraction spelled "you're" which fits that phrase a bit better.

Back when I lived in Texas, there was a bit of a scandal with the Bush kids. Seems that the TABC...Texas's version of the OLCC...did a big underage drinking sting in this huge row of college kid bars.

Guess who got popped ?

The funniest part was when it came out that the Secret Service were the ones providing the spawn of Satan with the booze.

That story was yanked off of the front page in record time.

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