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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Drunk “No Muggle Left Behind.”

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jul 12 at 10:25 AM

What happens when a family with two young magicians only gets ONE school voucher? One goes to the highly respected Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, while the other must attend “Buster’s School of Magic Tricks.” Check out this shocking (and hilarious!) news report on this shocking (and hilarious!) situation.

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BTW, what the hell is up with adults who read Harry Potter? I like escapism as much as anyone (with a brain) but haven't there been about eighteen of these books and movies by now? I excuse the ladies and the gay gentlemen, I guess, but keep your fetishes to yourself, OK? I don't go lining up at midnight at the convenience store and blogging every time I buy a new copy of Barely Legal, now, do I? Whoops, I guess I just did.

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