So Transformers and License to Wed both open tomorrow, but neither screened in time for us to get a review in the current issue of the Mercury. Annoying, right? RIGHT.

But never fear, loyal online readers! We’re giving you an early look at Thursday’s film section by posting our reviews for those two films today. (I mean, how else are you going to know just how much pain you’re in for when your parents drag you to Robin Williams’ License to Wed on the Fourth of July? And how else will that creepy fat guy who’s been camped out for the past month at Lloyd Cinemas in his cardboard Bumblebee costume going to know whether he’s been wasting his valuable, valuable time?) Enjoy!

Transformers here.

License to Wed here.