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Monday, July 2, 2007
Sports Team Mercury Softball Wins!
Posted by on Mon, Jul 2 at 11:07 AM
Hooray! The losing streak is over!
The last time Team Mercury Softball won a game, it was May. Paris was free, the Glasgow airport was safe and the iphone was a myth, much like the hoverboard. But yesterday, our very shorthanded team knocked off The Know by a score of 16-4. To maintain the victory, shortstop Greg Glover took a grounder off the collarbone, which resulted in one impressive wound.
It looks like a Zombie gave him a hickey. Gross, dude.
Next week we play a certain publication that we are rivals with. No, not that one.
Oh man, that joke never gets old!
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That's awesome. I hope my mom rocks an all-caps shoutout to me someday. Some people might think GG is a tad more rugged frodo looking then he is John Mclain but his heart and hustle will never be in question. Way to go, Greg!
SURE THAT ISN'T DONKEY SOFTBALL????? THE MOM
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THE GLOVER, MY SON, LOOKS LIKE BRUCE WILLIS NOW????? WHAT NEXT? WRESTLING??? WELL, AT LEAST HE LISTENS TO HIS MIND WHERE MUSIC IS INVOLVED! AND HEART. PROUDLY, THE MOTHER!