As we mentioned previously today, TMZ.com got a hold of the 911 tapes in which a distraught woman is being chased by an obviously psychotic, and allegedly loaded Lindsay Lohan (the woman doesn’t know it at the time, though). Want to listen to it? SURE YOU DO.

HERE YOU GO!

Also over at TMZ, they’ve interviewed the guys who were with Lindsay in the SUV at the time of the chase. At the time of her arrest, she claimed, a) that she wasn’t drunk, and b) it was “the black kid” who was driving. Nice. But according to the horrified kids in the car, Lindsay commandeered their vehicle, and drunkenly gave chase after her assistant had the gall to quit her job.

According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver’s seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving — chasing the assistant’s car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.

Dante and Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, “If you touch me I’ll sue you.” Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.

OH YES, IT GETS BETTER!

Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant’s car.

They say at one point, Lindsay boasted, “I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.”

After losing the assistant, Lindsay went to the assistant’s mother’s house—who unfortunately was backing out of her driveway at the time—and began chasing her! (That’s when the 911 call kicks in.)

Dante realized the mother was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn’t stop she’d get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, “I’m a celebrity. I’m not going to get in trouble.”

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, “I wasn’t driving. The black kid was driving.”

As Ronnie put it “It was pretty much the worst night of my whole summer.”

Sounds to me like the most awesome summer ever!