Believe it or not, Lindsay Lohan’s still trying to pretend she’s still an actress and not just tabloid-fodder. I know. Weird, right? Well, at least she’s using her notoriety to her advantage. (What? You thought the fact that her most recent DUI/coke bust happened just a few days before the release of her new movie was a coincidence?)

Anyway, the movie studio refused to screen I Know Who Killed Me for press, but our stealthy critic Zac Pennington managed to sneak into last night’s advance screening all the same. Turns out there’s a reason Sony Pictures didn’t want us to review LiLo’s latest:

I can say with clear conscience that I Know Who Killed Me is unequivocally the worst film I’ve ever reviewed.

The rest of Zac’s review is here. Meanwhile, here’s a totally gratuitous but nevertheless awesome photo from the film.