Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix comes out tomorrow, but our print review of the film won’t hit the streets until Thursday. But… what if you’re planning on joining wizard rock band Harry and the Potters in catching the midnight showing at Loyd Center tonight after their Wonder Ballroom show, and you want to hear about the movie NOW? Quietus, little nerdlings, quietus. You can read the review now if you want, so you know what awaits you tonight.

If you don’t feel like reading the review, here’s everything you need to know:

1. Draco Malfoy Got Hot
2. Ron Weasley Got Even Hotter
3. Hermione Granger Got Less Hot