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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Drunk What Do Lesbians Drink?

Posted by Courtney Ferguson on Thu, Jul 26 at 10:50 AM

There’s no punch line. I’m asking for “professional reasons” for our upcoming Drinking Issue. So does anyone know (I’m looking at all you bartenders and servers and lesbians out there), what do lesbians imbibe?

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Comments

rolling rock, yeah? (i don't drink rolling rock, but someone once told me that's what the gay girls drink.)

Isn't one of the things with the lesbian community that there are so many types?

The hard nosed harley driving butch types probably drink whiskey.
The feminist types have reason to try hip chicks do wine.
Bois probably try to pretend they're not old enough to drink
But one thing is certain, I've never met a lesbian who wouldn't drink the sweat off Paul Hogan's back.

Based on former housemates, mostly Stella Artois on the beer side, and that ultra-expensive Whiskey: (I'm sure there's a cringeworthy joke in this) Knob Creek.

We should meet. Because I certainly wouldn't drink anything off of Paul Hogan.

Same as with ex city council candidates. Depends on whether they're alcoholics or not.

"Stella Artois on the beer side, and that ultra-expensive Whiskey: Knob Creek."

I knew it. Everyone I know is a lesbian.

Am I the only one who finds the question odd, at best? Why not ask what people with blue eyes drink?

I like Dave Lister's answer best.

My bartender friends say that the lesbians love lemon drops. Yep, lemon drops. You know, with the sugar-rimmed margarita glasses....yuck. Just so you know, we gay men prefer light beer (because of carbs/calories) and martinis (also because of carbs/calories)

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