I do not understand this at all. I just do not understand.

We reported on the worrisome possibility of a live-action/CG Alvin and the Chipmunks a while back; now Best Week Ever has a breakdown of this terrifying thing, featuring such astute observations as “DOES ANYONE HERE REMEMBER ALVIN LOOKING LIKE EMINEM‘S BALLSACK? If I were walking down a dark street, and Alvin and his thuggy friends were walking towards me… I WOULD CROSS THE STREET. And they are animated chipmunks” and “Simon was supposed to be the nerd! They could have made a tall, slender, hipster chipmunk that would have had dork girls swooning! Instead, they’ve given us DJ Jazzy Sizz-imon.”

Alvin and the Chipmunks, everybody! Hitting theaters this Christmas!