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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Gossip Worst Alcohol Monitoring Bracelet… EVER.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jul 24 at 9:31 AM

As Scott reported earlier this morning, rehab hopping starlet LINDSAY LOHAN is in the soup again, allegedly busted for yet another DUI, with a bag o’ blow in her pocket, while chasing a frightened woman in her SUV. WOWZER!
And even better, while she blew a 0.12 on the breathalizer, her alcohol monitoring bracelet was still firmly attached to her ankle—which is leading many to ask “What are these things,” and “Do they work… AT ALL?”
Here’s what ABC news says about the bracelet Lohan was wearing:

The 8-ounce bracelet tracks the user’s alcohol level through a process called “transdermal alcohol testing,” which essentially takes samples from the hard-to-see layer of sweat that is on everyone’s skin.

“It will detect just about any level of drinking event,” says Kathleen Brown, spokesperson for Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor (SCRAM), which makes the bracelet. “But we will not confirm any event until it reaches a 0.02 blood alcohol content.”

To repeat, she blew a 0.12. So to answer your question, “Do these things work?” Well… TMZ.com may have the answer.

TMZ contacted a rep from the company that monitors the SCRAM bracelet who said, “I didn’t even know she was arrested.”

Yeah, thought so. But even if it is a piece of crap, you have to admit it’s still a sweet accessory!

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Comments

What bracelet? All I see is a coke bottle below to pink balloons.

Sexiest pic of the week.

"Subjects never know when the SCRAM Bracelet is going to take a sample, and supervising agencies can set-up and modify the testing schedule based on the individual needs of each subject. Each reading is date-stamped, time-stamped, and stored in a memory chip within the SCRAM Bracelet until it is transmitted, via the SCRAM Modem, to SCRAMNET."

The bracelet only reports on alcohol levels. It does not do anything to stop the person from drinking.

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