FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, EVERYBODY RELAX! Beyonce is OKAY. According to our friends at The Onion, singing superstar Beyonce was almost nearly maybe injured by a stray bullet that was thankfully stopped by some random dude who got in the way. I think I speak on behalf of all global citizens when I say, “Thanks, random dude.”

Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead