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Do not think about yellow elephants. I mean it. DON’T. 
YELLOW ELEPHANTS: Verboten…ban them from your thoughts…
Similarly, the police bureau is asking people coming to the annual low rider show at the Expo Center on Sunday not to even think about any gang related activity. Do you hear that? From the Bureau:
This event brings together car enthusiasts from around the area to admire a unique type of vehicle.

The Portland Police Bureau is also partnering with other city agencies and members of the community. Community members and the Police Bureau would like to remind those attending the Low Rider Show that the event is about cars and the artists that create them. This event is not about violence or membership in a gang, and there are no other permitted events attached to this show. It is for this reason that gang attire will not be allowed to be worn at the Exposition Center.They really mean it. Don’t.
In an effort to make this a fun, safe event for all this year, community outreach members and members of the Portland Police will be present at the event, and officers will be available to respond to disturbances or traffic problems.So. If you’re a gang member, and you’re thinking of starting anything, I’m telling you, SUNDAY at the EXPO CENTER is TOTALLY NOT THE PLACE TO DO IT. There’ll be lots of COPS there to make you feel even more like it’s NOT THE PLACE TO VENT ANY ANTI-COP FEELINGS. In no way would that be a good idea. I mean it. And I can guarantee you that nobody in the police bureau will be ON EDGE at the EXPO CENTER, either. So it’s not making things more dangerous. This is all about KEEPING YOU SAFE. And yellow elephants.
Have a good weekend.
how much r the tickets going to cost?
Wow, how incredibly fucking ignorant. I used to go to low rider shows back in New Mexico all the time, and you know what? It was always a family friendly atmosphere. There was good food, music, cars, and people that love cars, and that's it. There weren't any gunfights, piņatas, chihuahuas, or whatever other stereotypes PPD's imagination would attribute to such an event. Sorry to burst your bubble Portland, but Mexicans really are just people.
By way of explanation for this year's aggressive pre-event police PR strategy: I think there were gang-related skirmishes and posturing at last year's event, which ended up closing early, and afterwards, a bunch of kids piled out onto MLK where there were confrontations with the police.
Of course, it's debatable whether the confrontations were the result of a heavy police presence in the first place. This year, the mayor's gang violence task force even had a special meeting in advance of the event. But does giving an event this kind of press attention and build up really help? Or would a different, more under-stated strategy work better?
Thanks for the history on the event Matt. My first post was based on a knee-jerk assumption, without knowing all the facts. Still, I have to wonder what the differences were between my experiences back in NM, and the boneheadedness that seemed to prevail at last year's event in PDX? Although, I don't recall there really being any significant police presence at any of the events I attended, I can't imagine that the mere presence of cops would be enough to cause the problems you mentioned. Regardless, I too think that perhaps a more nuanced approach is needed, not just in this situation, but in PPD's methods in dealing with the public in general. Somehow, I just don't think sending out a press kit that essentially says, "we're keeping an eye on you" is going to go over too well.
I remember there being problems at last years and when it flowed out into MLK, I believe there was some shootings and I want to say someone was shot, but I could likely be incorrect.
Update: Early reports suggest there was one minor skirmish and two guns were taken from the crowd, but that whatever approach they took, the PPB managed to avoid any serious problems.
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Excellently written, hilarious yet potent.