You know, when I wake up every morning, I like happy things. Good, wholesome things. Like bunny rabbits or orange juice.

And on days like today, I sometimes warm up the news feeds and see what’s pleasant in our world.

1. OH, NO! More than 65 people dead in bombings? The Iraqi coalition government: a house divided? People are dying in Iraq???

2. WHAT?!? Judge says U.S. violated the rights of detainees in the past? Immigrant detainees? The U.S. violates the rights of detainees???

3. NANDE?!? Another blow against Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe? A resignation in his cabinet? Possible corruption? Politicians abuse their power???

4. OH, MY GOD! NSA surveillance program broader than previously indicated?The U.S. spies on its citizens???

By this time, I’m thinking the Internet is a scary place. But then I read this and suddenly everything is alright.

(At least until tomorrow.)