Rescue workers are relieved that the Minnesota bridge collapse produced substantially fewer deaths than originally feared. That doesn’t mean we’re still not mad at you, bridge!

Top three Dems in dead heat in Hawkeye State! (Translation: Obama, Clinton, Edwards are tied for first place in Iowa. Why can’t they just say so?)

Bush signs homeland security bill, “intensifying the anti-terrorism effort” which would insure screening of cargo and passenger planes as well as container ships. But what about Osama bin Laden’s army of nuclear bomb sharks?

According to Page Six, “There’s a salon chair in Paula Abdul’s house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day. She’ll sit in it, set an alarm, and then, because she’s on so many painkillers, pass out while her hair and makeup guy gets her ready for the day. When the alarm goes off she’ll wake up, and God forbid the poor guy isn’t done yet. All hell breaks loose.”
Now there’s a girl who knows how to manage her time.