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Monday, August 13, 2007

Misc Lindsay Lohan Can Act

Posted by Matt Davis on Mon, Aug 13 at 11:36 AM

This information may not be “news,” in the strict sense, but that’s just because your definition of “news” is all fucked up. I saw Emilio Estevez’s Bobby last night, and it featured Lindsay Lohan acting! She was fantastic. I only mention it because until I saw the movie I knew an awful lot about her, but not that she’s a good actress. God damn it, I feel like Phil Stanford, falling in love with that stripper and writing about it. Sorry. I just thought you should know. lohan.jpgLOHAN: IN “CAN ACT” SHOCKER…

Anyway someone told me I should see MEAN GIRLS too, but if you’ve got any other recommendations I am hereby hypnotized by Ms.Lohan, and don’t care who knows it.

Comments

The Parent Trap. She plays TWO ROLES. That's talent.

Yes. Mean Girls.

Definitely more talented than Hilary Duff, por ejemplo... though Ms. Duff probably wouldn't go all Tommy Vercetti on your Escalade.

Speaking of which, do we know if Lohan owns a Playstation? Maybe it's those darned video games that are to blame! Quick, where's Joseph Lieberman?

"To go all Tommy Vercetti on your Escalade" is hereby my euphemism of the week.

Wow...BOOBS

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