If you’re anything like me, you are thrilled to your juicy bits about MANDY MOORE playing the Crystal tomorrow night (Saturday, Aug 18)! And while our esteemed music editor Ezra was too weirdly ashamed to post her seminal pop song on our site yesterday, I HAVE NO SUCH QUALMS. In fact, here is the video for one of the most awesome pedophil-ific songs of the early ’90s, Mandy Moore’s “Candy.” (OMG. I feel so dirty. I’m expecting a visit from NBC’s “To Catch a Predator” at any moment.)