There is nothing else to do with this but make it public.

First off, I don’t know if I am e-mailing the right person about this, but, hey, it’s worth a shot. My name is Brenton Smith and my buddies and I started an online “group” (I guess you could call it that.) It is called M.O.N.C. It stands for Men On No Cooter. Most people see that and have a preconceived notion, so allow me to explain. It is nothing but a web site devoted to men who do not get sex as often as they would like. I have writen pretty much all of our blogs that range from M.O.N.C. Commandments to stupid tales of what my buddies and I have done. We currently only have about 80 members but we want more. It is hard to show ourselves off on MySpace, which we are currently doing. So what I am asking is, how would we go about getting something M.O.N.C. related in your publication? We have plans to stroll around downtown Portland dressed in actual M.O.N.C. robes and hand out fliers, M.O.N.C. rubber bracelets, and M.O.N.C. t-shirts. I just want to show this to more people and I figured your publication would be the way to do it. If you could please get back to me on this, it would be much obliged. Here is the address to our M.O.N.C. MySpace page. myspace.com/involuntarymonc Feel free to check it out and, if you want, be on our friends list.

I have a feeling they aren’t going to get any more “cooter” by starting a group like this…