It’s supposed to warm today, so perhaps you should cool off by watching the above video of Michael Jackson and his love for Super Soakers. Stick around for the two minute mark, when things start getting, um, wet.

“I’m the Michael Jordan of water balloon fights.”

By the way, this video will haunt you until the day you die. It’s worse than the video in The Ring. I now welcome the telephone call from death, because I can’t get this video out of my head.