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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Music “Stop Using Kitty Litter.”

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Aug 30 at 12:36 PM

There’s a “new” Mingus album out, a recently-discovered recording from a 1964 show at Cornell. The Blue Note-released disc’s attributed to the “Charles Mingus Sextet with Eric Dolphy,” the album’s entitled Cornell 1964, and here’s the group’s rambling rendition of “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling,” which makes me happy.

Charles Mingus Sextet with Eric Dolphy - “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling”

The Score, from our sister paper The Stranger, has a solid piece on the album as a whole. Worth reading. Man, between Cornell and last year’s Mingus, it’s been a good time to be listening to jazz.

Also: I don’t know how this bit of incredible news has escaped me for so long, but did you know Mingus was able to toilet train cats? Well, he did. He even collected said advice in a publication:

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Here’s an excerpt:

Don’t be surprised if you hear the toilet flush in the middle of the night. A cat can learn how to do it, spurred on by his instinct to cover up. His main thing is to cover up. If he hits the flush knob accidentally and sees that it cleans the bowl inside, he may remember and do it intentionally.

The whole amazing thing is also online. (I’m pretty sure I read a very similar story in Maxim years ago, but they did not acknowledge that jazz legend Mingus apparently pioneered this revolutionary training regimen.)

I don’t have a cat, but this kind of makes me want to get one. Having a normal cat? Eh. Having a cat who shits in the toilet? And even flushes? Such a thing would be nothing short of miraculous.

Comments

Many moons ago, my dad was a traveling salesman and sold a kit to toilet train one's cat. Not coincidentally, he hates cats.

I have two lovely indoor cats who are in the middle of toilet training. They can't flush (if only we had a fancy Japanese toilet where you push/paw the button to flush!) but it's not much of a chore to clean up after them. They are at the stage of training where they go in the toilet, but inside the toilet bowl is a plastic bowl with a small amount of litter. From here, we decrease the litter in the plastic bowl until none remains, at which point you add water to it and hope they don't mind. Finally, the bowl is removed and the cats are trained. So far so good. It's nice not to have to deal with a litter box anymore. This isn't kitty rocket science ... we're just tricking them into thinking the toilet is their litter box. Anybody with a little patience can do this.

Looks like someone has made a toilet training kit to do this - CitiKitty Toilet Training Kit

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