The letters are already pouring in to the Mercury office regarding this week’s inflammatory (but incredibly important) feature article about Portland’s local “BUTTER HOGS.” And while it would be easy to blame the gluttonous pigs who hide in the shadows of society, devouring butter by the stick, we should remember that excessive butter eating is a DISEASE—one that’s fed and promoted by the MEDIA and the ultra-powerful BUTTER LOBBY. Don’t believe me? Check out this commercial for butter, which plays like porn to the poor hogs addicted to the stuff. SHAME “MEDIA” AND BUTTER LOBBY! SHAME!!