• The Sex Pistols reunite for one show only. Wonder if the Queen will show up for this one?

• Angered over frivolous lawsuits, a Nebraska senator sues God. Uhhh… Huh??

• Accused of armed robbery, the arrested O.J. Simpson has been deemed “a flight risk.” Oh, come on! When are they going to let that slow moving chase go?

• Happy birthday, emoticon.