Important news for all you local racketeers out there—pawnshop laws in Portland are changing to curb the sale of stolen goods.

A Wisconsin couple has been charged with neglecting their baby to go party—once again proving you shouldn’t squeeze one out until you’re at least 30.

Bono receives another pat on the back and the Liberty Medal for his efforts to solve the world’s problems.

Bloggers have to stick together—and bloggers in Myanmar are being fucked! Their government cut the nation’s access to Internet, as they continue to crack down on peaceful, protesting monks.

Eww! Jones Soda Co. has gone too far this time—they’re creating a new “football” line of pop. You can now order a five-pack of perspiration flavored pop from their website.