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Friday, September 14, 2007

TV I Choose MacGyver!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 14 at 10:53 AM

In a new poll released by Broadcast Newsroom, Americans have chosen TV star MacGyver as the action hero they’d choose if governmental help wasn’t available—which, as we all know, never is.

MacGyver, as played by Richard Dean Anderson on ABC (1985-92), was famous for getting out of tough spots by manipulating available objects like chewing gum and a ballpoint pen. If a hurricane, flood or other disaster struck and community and government services were overburdened, he’d be the choice of 27% of Americans seeking a fictional hero.

Others: Indiana Jones (16%), as portrayed by Harrison Ford; John McClane (14%), played by Bruce Willis in the Die Hard movies; Matt Damon’s Jason Bourne (8%); 24’s Jack Bauer (7%) and Tomb Raider heroine Lara Croft (7%).

Mmmmmm… personally, I think I’d have to go with McClane, if only because MacGyver would never say “Yippee-ki-yi-yay, motherfucker!”
YOUR CHOICE?

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Comments

Lara Croft.

So what? NOBODY said Superman?

Fucking Superman! Hello?! Say a big asteroid is falling from the sky. What the hell is Jack Bauer gonna do about it?

Yes. YESSSS. Bow to the power of the Mullet!

FWIW, the model of the Victorinox Swiss Army knife Mac carried is the "Tinker". Yes, as a matter of fact, I own one. The Wife™ got it for me never-you-mind-how-many years ago and even though the little logo is coming off, I'll never give it up.

Last we checked, you, too, can still buy one.

Buffy.

Or the Highlander.

No. Buffy.

Yes. Buffy.

Or Commander Adama.

I'm with Kiala, gotta go with the Buffster.

I'd go with Capt. Picard if diplomacy was called for, Capt. Kirk if some ass needed kickin'.

Capt. Kirk if some ass needed kickin
Or if some woman needed lovin'.

I know. Didn't need to be said.

Buffy? no way... Faith!

P

Jarod from The Pretender, please. He can do ANYTHINGGG.

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