Who wouldn’t be! It’s unpaid… the intern’s desk is conveniently located near both the garbage can AND the bathroom… and Scott Moore is always on hand to discuss the latest goings-on at City Hall!

Ha, ha. But seriously, folks.

We’re currently seeking an arts intern who can commit to 10-15 hours a week, Mon-Wed (Tuesday afternoons a must, other hours are flexible). Most office hours will be spent doing thankless bitch work such entering data into our online film and music calendars, updating our restaurant database, and transcribing interviews. You’ll also be asked to write short music and film reviews, and do the occasional blog post. The internship itself is unpaid, but you’ll be paid (a pittance!) for anything we publish. Plus, it’s a great way to have published clips when you apply for that job at the National Review.

Please e-mail resumes to ahallett@portlandmercury.com (include writing samples if you have them, or write a really kick-ass cover letter. Also let us know what kind of arts stuff interests you most!)

MERCURY INTERNSHIPS: The Toughest Job You’ll Ever Not Get Paid For.