It’s the night everyone has been waiting for! (And by “everyone” I mean everyone who gets hot thinking about sexy robot cyborgs… which is everyone, right?) Here’s what’s happening on TV tonight!

• 9:00 NBC BIONIC WOMAN—After suffering an accident, a gal is given awesome super-powered robot parts by her scientist boyfriend. Naturally, all she does is complain about it. (Can someone please switch off her “NAG NAG NAG” chip?)

• 9:00 ABC PRIVATE PRACTICE—Finally, a Grey’s Anatomy spin-off! Obviously the producers realized that one Grey’s Anatomy wasn’t enough for me to put a bullet in my skull.

• 10:00 NBC LIFE—After being falsely imprisoned, a cop rejoins the force… but everybody thinks he’s nuts because he eats a ton of fruit. Uhhh… huh?

• 10:00 ABC DIRTY SEXY MONEY—Six Feet Under’s Peter Krause returns in this fun soapy mystery about a lawyer that gets embroiled in a family’s misdeeds. (Sorry, no sexy cyborgs here.)

SPEAKING OF SEXY CYBORGS… Check out this classic Bionic Woman clip where she kicks the ass of those super hot FEMBOTS! (Super hot in a soccer mom sort of way.)