God, finally. Portland has spent how many years proving to the world that pirates are, like, the coolest, and just now we’re getting a Pirate Store?

Portland, OR — Those with a love of all things Pirate, are finally in luch. [I think they mean “luck.” —ed.] Portland will soon have its first pirate store, packed with pirate themed gifts, novelties, flags, hats, costumes, toys, party supplies, and fun offered up by the staff from Scream at the Beach, the Northwest’s top ranked Halloween event. All the Pirate fun begins Saturday, September 22 (inside the Jantzen BeachSuper Center mall). The Pirate Store is run by the same company that produces Scream at the Beach. Located inside the mall, near the food court, this will not be an ordinary store with aisles of shelves and display racks. This will look more like something out of an amusement park. Pirate ships, large scale sets and costumed guest services personnel will create a fun atmosphere that’s as much fun to explore as the merchandise is to play with. It will be the only pirate store serving the metro area, saving local pirate club members from a long trip to the Oregon coast or to Seattle to buy period clothing and supplies. Plus, pirates are one of the most popular themes for parties, so local party planners will find all the supplies they need for birthdays and special occasions.