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Monday, September 17, 2007
Mercury “What Do You Think of My Beard?”
Posted by on Mon, Sep 17 at 11:13 AM
Reader Rob Campbell, inspired by the latest appearance of Frank Cassano on the Mercury’s pages (“Beard Talk”), writes in:
Dear Mr. Cassano,I really like your beard. I wondered if maybe you’d be interested in
judging a beard contest or a “beard-off” among Mercury readers. I’m
enclosing pictures of my beard. What do you think? I’m guessing you
hate it, but that’s just because you’re kind of predictable. Anyway,
I’m glad you’re giving beards the press they so rightly deserve. Keep
up the good work.Rob Campbell
Below are the pictures of Rob’s beard. Since Frank never gets up before noon, what do you citizens of BlogTown think about his face fur? Hot or Not?
Comments
I think it's HOT!!!
my beard makes this look like peach fuzz
Beards are so 2007. 2008 is going to be all about wrist hair. You heard it here first.
Hey that's me! While my beard may look like peach fuzz to some, I've always adhered to the maxim "quality over quantity." Also, I'm not hopping on the 2007 bandwagon, I'm actually just very late for the 1977 bandwagon.
ayour beard is like walking around with a extra hairy pussy on your face. I just dont think its a flattering look.
what about sideburns or chops!
this is what is in my dreams... ;)
whoever said this looks like a "pussy on your face" has a very gnarly pussy and i feel sorry for them and their lack of golden pussy status...
This is by far the greatest beard I've seen. Ever. It's so full and thick. And I love the red highlights. Is that natural, or do you pay to have that done?
When I was still single and had a full forest of man hair on my face where were you girls?
Man, this just makes the rest of our attempts at facial hair seem feeble by comparison. Thanks for nothing, bitch!
Pretty good Rob! I really like the length to bushiness ratio (sorry ZZtopp & Santa). Although, I like to keep mine trimmed a little closer. I also like the fact that you don't shave the upper cheek area. I really hate the clean line look. However, I do think you drift down the neck a little far for my taste. I'm sure you've wrestled with this, and this is where you're comfortable, but I'm sure everyone can agree neck-beards are disgusting.
Quite nice. Keep it up.
Quite nice. Keep it up.
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