Contrary to popular belief, I don’t hate Devendra Banhart and want him to die.

No, instead, I’m just not a fan of his music and I think his neo-hippie/hipster schtick is a bit fake. But hey, that’s just me.

But if I did hate Banhart, this video below wouldn’t help his cause any. In it, he paints his face and rants on and on and on and on and on about his record collection. If you can make it through all seven minutes of his rambling, you win his beard!

Devendra Banhart performs at the Crystal Ballroom tonight.