didn't the stranger do a feature article on this guy in march or something? i think it was called escape from bitch island?

i was once a dramatic young boy who wore eyeliner, and if i cried and wiped my eyes like this young thing, it would have been a huge smeared mess, this has to be fake!

O sweet jesus, I hope this is pure thespianism!

Oh my dear sir; you simply must be joking.

But let's assume for a moment that he isn't. For one thing, he may very well be, as many of my gay friends are, talented at the satire there. BUT-if I've noticed anything at all, it's that folks of his age market are woefully lacking in irony.

So this leads us to a discussion of Brit's performance itself. There is nothing especially egregious about it: her entire career up until this point is the egregious part. She just looks bored and kinda untalented, which she has always been.

She no longer looks like an animatronic puppet though; this has caused more than one person to make unkind comments. Still-the blame is still to be lain at the feet of Brittany. This is what she has chosen to become, and all the hilarious fifteen year-old boys huddling under blankets going from tantrum to threatening tones aren't going to change that.

If she had any class, she'd be pulling a Garbo right about now.

Brit hasn't made me any money, so I don't know what this twerp's talking about.

First rate human comedy, however. Too painful to watch more than once, though. If he really does feel that way, he needs a check-up from the neck up, as they say.

The biggest problem about Brit's performance (since we've all seen it and we're all talking about it, regardless of whether one likes her or not) is that she brought no passion at all to it. She just didn't care. I had no use for her act (I did, for some odd reason I still can't define, liked the single "Oops, I Did It Again) but there was one thing that made it a tiny bit compelling–she pursued being a performer with a certain rather fiery passion.

And it wasn't there. If it were, and she performed like she cared, I'll bet you wouldn't have heard so much about the extra pounds. But she just sleepwalked through it, therefore all the flaws in her and her performance just stood out even starker.

If it weren't that her excesses had already kind of put a pause on her career, this would have done it.

This would be ten times funnier if he was eating a huge cheeseburger while saying this crap. Imagine the full mouthed jumble speak with bits of cheese and meat flying at the webcam... Oh man that's gold.

"i was once a dramatic young boy who wore eyeliner, and if i cried and wiped my eyes like this young thing, it would have been a huge smeared mess, this has to be fake!"

Or maybe it's just really good eyeliner.

She's not the only one who's "not well right now". Jeeze, calm down Michael Jackson Junior.

Chris Crocker's videos, this one included, are ALL jokes. Like, the on-purpose kind.

Too bad they aren't the good kind.