It definitely looks like Britney Spears’ personal 9/11 came a couple days early when she moped her way through a lackluster performance at the VMAs. And the gossip surrounding the debacle is really starting to flow in! For example…
• Before the performance, Britney spats with celeb hairstylist Ken Paves who storms out in one of those dramatic huffs that only a hairstylist can successfully pull off!
• After seeing herself in the monitors while dancing (?) onstage, Britney leaves the stage screaming, “I look like a fat pig!” (Even though pigs rarely wear sparkly bikinis.)
• This report accuses Brit of snorting cocaine before the show. (Ummm… doesn’t cocaine make you move faster?)
• One of the world’s most annoying performers, Fergie, tells us we should “give Britney Spears a break.” Hey Fergie, why don’t you go PEE YOUR PANTS?
• You know, when the speed of Britney Spears’ performance is doubled… IT’S ACTUALLY NOT HALF BAD!