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Weird and kind of funny violence erupted last night at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards, when Survivor contestant and former Portland resident Johnny Fairplay (aka Jon Dalton) was picked up by Danny “Partridge Family” Bonaduce, and thrown on his face. Though details are sketchy, apparently words were exchanged while Fairplay was on stage. When Bonaduce joined him onstage, Fairplay apparently rushed him, leading the former Danny Partridge to pick Fairplay up by the seat of his britches, and throw him down hard, face-first on the stage, causing him to lose a few teeth.
Fairplay spent much of the night at the dentist repairing his busted up mouth. Didn’t Fairplay learn anything from his days as a fake wrestler in Portland? Like a) one should only fake getting their teeth knocked out, and b) never, ever fuck with Danny Partridge?

So did anybody see the actual video of the incident cause that Fairplay homo jumped onto Danny and started humping him. Here's my thoughts. You don't want to get messed up? Don't jump onto straight guys and start humping them. The End.
P.S Go walk down a street in Harlem or Compton and hump some dude and let me know if all you get is him throwing you off.
What kind of a jerk would go up to someone and run and jump into their arms and then start humping them like a fag, and not expect to get beat on? Danny was nice about it, all he did was push the fag up and over, how he fell was his problem. Maybe next time he won't hump strangers, just wait to go home and hump his boyfriend! Danny was in the right, he didn't try to hurt him,he just landed badly.
I hope Fairplay gets nailed for filing a false report. Though if I recall the information correctly, this was at the end of the show. I could easily question the whole thing as being real.
I don't know any reasonably unimpaired man not being able to break his fall with something besides his face.
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From his radio show this AM, apparently Danny B. was, in the moment, afraid that Johny FP was pretending to hump him, and he didn't like that concept so much. So naturally he dropped him like a lumpy sack of bleached Hollywood molars.