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In the spirit of the Mercury Food Face Off issuewhich hits the streets today, full of food-on-food combat and fiesty reader reviews (submit your own reviews here)here’s the skinny (…) on the Hollywood Burger Battle, taking place in the Hollywood district all month:
Customers who order a burger at any participating restaurant in Hollywood during October are given a ballot. The customer then votes for their favorite burger and turns in the ballot. Every entry automatically qualifies the customer for a drawing to win a wide variety of great prizes. A customer can enter a ballot with every burger purchased, so they can enter as many times as they like.52nd Avenue Sports Pub 5201 NE Sandy Blvd, Biscuits Caf (NE Portland only) 5137 NE Sandy Blvd, Blackwells Grub and Steak 1815 NE 41st Avenue, Hollywood Burger Bar 4211 NE Sandy Blvd, Laurelwood Public House and Brewery 5115 NE Sandy Blvd, Mark Lindsay Rock and Roll Caf 4160 NE Sandy Blvd, Pals Shanty 4630 NE Sandy Blvd, Poor Richards Restaurant 3907 NE Broadway Street, Sams Hollywood Billiards 1845 NE 41st Avenue, Tony Starlights Supper Club and Lounge 3728 NE Sandy Blvd,Here are the participating restaurants (I have eaten burgers at exactly zero of these places):
Full press release after the jump
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact:
John Perkins
Hollywood Booster Vice President
3928 NE Sandy, No. 4
Portland, OR 97212
Phone: (503) 287-7468
www.hollywoodboosters.com/
jwp@perkinsarch.com
October is Burger Battle Month in Hollywood! The opening of Mark Lindsays Rock and Roll Caf brought the return of the legendary Yaws hamburger. Portland is in a pickle pondering the question, who has the best burger in Hollywood? Since Portlanders relish a good competition, a Burger Battle is the only way to find out.
Customers who order a burger at any participating restaurant in Hollywood during October are given a ballot. The customer then votes for their favorite burger and turns in the ballot. Every entry automatically qualifies the customer for a drawing to win a wide variety of great prizes. A customer can enter a ballot with every burger purchased, so they can enter as many times as they like.
The truly adventurous can pick up a Hollywood Burger Passport at any of the restaurants and dine at the every location. When they turn in their passport, it will have a stamp from each and every participating restaurant making them eligible for a special drawing for a $300 gift certificate to Skamania Lodge.
All of Hollywoods burger heavy weights have gathered in the Burger Battle ring. The participating restaurants:
52nd Avenue Sports Pub 5201 NE Sandy Blvd
Biscuits Caf (NE Portland only) 5137 NE Sandy Blvd
Blackwells Grub and Steak 1815 NE 41st Avenue
Hollywood Burger Bar 4211 NE Sandy Blvd
Laurelwood Public House and Brewery 5115 NE Sandy Blvd
Mark Lindsay Rock and Roll Caf 4160 NE Sandy Blvd
Pals Shanty 4630 NE Sandy Blvd
Poor Richards Restaurant 3907 NE Broadway Street
Sams Hollywood Billiards 1845 NE 41st Avenue
Tony Starlights Supper Club and Lounge 3728 NE Sandy Blvd
Based on the ballot results, restaurants will be able to win in three categories. An award will be based on the restaurant that simply receives the most votes. To allow a smaller establishment to compete fairly with a location having a larger number of seats, another award will be based on the restaurant that receives the most votes per seating capacity. The votes from the Hollywood Burger Passports will be tallied and a winner announced. Because a customer who turns in a passport has tasted a burger from all ten restaurants, the Passport Winner is perhaps the most prestigious of the three awards.
Fantastic prizes have been assembled. Every ballot and Hollywood Burger Passport will be entered in a drawing for one of the following prizes:
Skamania Lodge One Free Night and $300 gift certificate
(Hollywood Burger Passports only)
Hollywood Wine and Espresso $50 gift certificate (Two available)
Millius Estate Services $50 verbal review of your collectibles
and antiques
Home Instead Senior Care 3 hours in-home care ($51 value)
Northeast Community Center One Month Free Membership ($45 value;
Two available)
Hollywood Antiques Showcase $25 gift certificate (Two available)
Second Glance Books $20 gift certificate (Two available)
Fluer De Lis Bakery $20 gift certificate (Two available)
Magical Creations Boutique $20 gift certificate (Two available)
Laura Santi, Licensed Acupuncturist Sample Treatment ($40 value)
Hollywood Farmers Market $20 Market Coin (Two available)
Wet Spot Tropical Fish $20 gift certificate (Two available)
Celtic Corner $10 gift certificate (Two available)
Americas Largest Christmas Bazaar A pair of tickets (Two pairs available, offered by Palmer/Wirfs & Associates)
Hollywood Burger Bar is AMAZING. Unfortunately they're only open, like, 12 minutes a day.
I think Driftwood Room is outside the parameters of this contest, otherwise they would take the banner, regardless of the quail egg. As it stands, however, McDonald's is the leader with the amazing Big Mac sandwich. I like to have one while I partake of my Snus.
Try the burger at South Park. Best I've had yet...
If these people really wanted to bring in customers, which is the intent here, they would have made ballots that had to get punched at each venue in order to be a valid ballot - followed by a free burger at your choice of the winner.
Having only been to two, Pal Shanty is open longer than the Hollywood Burger Bar, plus they serve up some attitude that you know you deserve.
PRESS RELEASE!!!
From: Portland Hamburgers: Hollywood Burger Battle
We are getting in the ring.
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD BURGER RESTAURANTS
Ask yourself. Do I want my restaurant to win the burger battle? If the answer is yes then you need to get in touch.
This is your chance to win the Hollywood Burger Battle. Portland Hamburglers will not be submitting any votes unless bribed.
Bribes can take many forms:
- Hamburgers (nice....kind of leaning towards this place)
- Beer with Hamburger (thanks, I was thirsty.......I really like this place)
- Beer/Hamburger/burger kitchen photos (darn, I didn't really like it, ...but I have to vote for it now).
Cash is always nice too.
Be warned though. Some will mope about over their in-depth two sentence review while digesting your brown biscuit (don't worry, nobody really cares that they didn't get a third glass of water or that the music is too loud, seriously, we are not that spoiled).
You can even keep the prize. Yep, our votes are now up for sale...and cheap!
Let us know and we will send over a listing of our hamburglers who will reveal themselves by their official Portland Hamburgler ID card to offer up their bribed services.
Portland Hamburgers
e: p d x b u r g e r ( a t ) g m a i l . c o m
w: if you don't know, you don't know.
PRESS RELEASE!!!
From: Portland Hamburgers: Hollywood Burger Battle
We are getting in the ring.
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD BURGER RESTAURANTS
Ask yourself. Do I want my restaurant to win the burger battle? If the answer is yes then you need to get in touch.
This is your chance to win the Hollywood Burger Battle. Portland Hamburglers will not be submitting any votes unless bribed.
Bribes can take many forms:
- Hamburgers (nice....kind of leaning towards this place)
- Beer with Hamburger (thanks, I was thirsty.......I really like this place)
- Beer/Hamburger/burger kitchen photos (darn, I didn't really like it, ...but I have to vote for it now).
Cash is always nice too.
Be warned though. Some will mope about over their in-depth two sentence review while digesting your brown biscuit (don't worry, nobody really cares that they didn't get a third glass of water or that the music is too loud, seriously, we are not that spoiled).
You can even keep the prize. Yep, our votes are now up for sale...and cheap!
Let us know and we will send over a listing of our hamburglers who will reveal themselves by their official Portland Hamburgler ID card to offer up their bribed services.
Portland Hamburgers
e: p d x b u r g e r ( a t ) g m a i l . c o m
w: if you don't know, you don't know.
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Isn't there a McDonald's in Hollywood? Contest over.