Right now, Mercury film editor Erik Henriksen is waiting for his delivery of Domino’s Pizza’s new, horrifying “lunch box,” a personal pizza, three chocolate chip cookies, and a soda.

He got the idea to order it from a commercial we both—coincidentally—saw last night, which features someone jumping out of an office window because he was so depressed about his egg salad sandwich, only to jump back in when it’s announced that Domino’s now serves lunch. I think George Saunders wrote and directed the commercial.

At any rate, the damn spot isn’t online anywhere, but here’s what appears to be the Indian version:

Expect an update from Erik within the next 30 minutes—or the post is free.