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Thursday, October 4, 2007

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Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Oct 4 at 9:44 AM

• A Portland Mormon AND Boy Scout leader is charged with the sexual abuse of children. If he was a Republican, that would’ve been a hat trick.

• Wait… is this headline good or bad? “27% Of Republicans Would Vote For Pro-Life Third Party Instead Of Giuliani.”

• In Touch magazine proclaims “Angelina Jolie is Pregnant!” However, when pix of the emaciated and obviously UN-pregnant stomach of Angelina surface, In Touch buys them to protect their story’s integrity. HUH?!?

• Another judge rules that while Britney will be able to visit the kids, Kevin Federline will remain the full time dad. OMIGOD, WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?

• Was conservative harpy Ann Coulter insulting President Bush when she called him “mentally retarded”? Nope, she was insulting YOU.

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Comments

Please, no more pictures of that emaciated Nazi freakshow! I just lost my breakfast. Thanks a lot Blogtown!

“27% Of Republicans Would Vote For Pro-Life Third Party Instead Of Giuliani.”

It's great! It means if Giuliani wins the primary, those 27% will Perot/Nader a Democrat into presidency!

Who *is* this Anne Coulter person, anyway? I only see her quoted by progressives, libs, and indies. She's never on the news shows I watch or in the newspapers I read. I don't know anyone who's ever bought one of her supposedly best-selling books. I'm seriously beginning to think she was invented as a parody of the extreme right and the joke got out of control.

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