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Thursday, October 18, 2007

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Oct 18 at 9:22 AM

•The military unwittingly advertises for recruits on a gay website. Or was it… WITTINGLY?

•A prostitute provided to former Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham testified Wednesday that the congressman fed her grapes as she sat naked in a hot tub. Whatever happened to just getting “fifty dollah to make you holla”?

• Britney Spears loses complete visitation rights with her kids until further notice. Can we lose visitation rights with her, too?

• Leaders of the Christian Right meet to discuss whether they should defect from the Republican party. Ummm, guess what, Christians? WE DON’T WANT YOU EITHER.

• Ellen Degeneres is now crying for us to stop talking about “Puppy-gate” promising that she’ll stop talking about it as well. How about this… we’ll stop talking about it when you stop MURDERING PUPPIES, you LESBIAN PUPPY MURDERER!!

Have an awesome.

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I don't get it. Does she like to murder puppies because she's a lesbian, or is she a lesbian because she likes to murder puppies?

Posted by Beaton | October 18, 2007 10:57 AM

Noooooo. She murders lesbian puppies.

Posted by Scott Moore | October 18, 2007 11:32 AM

She's a lesbian… who just so happens to enjoy murdering puppies. From my understanding of the subject, most lesbians do not indiscriminately kill small animals. (Though admittedly most of my knowledge of this subject comes from Penthouse Forum.)

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | October 18, 2007 1:27 PM

Not that there's anything wrong with lesbians murdering puppies.

Posted by indy | October 18, 2007 10:27 PM

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