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Thursday, October 25, 2007

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Oct 25 at 9:36 AM

ZZZZZZZ… Veep Dick Cheney falls asleep during a briefing on wildfires. Death? Billions of dollars worth of damage? So… ZZZZZZZZZZ…

Barack Obama wants to include everyone in his campaign… even those who hate homosexuals!

Flying out for the holidays? According to the FAA there’s nothing to worry about (unless you count that little thing about flying not being as safe as everyone thought).

HIV and STD prevention is a very serious subject—especially in poverty stricken India. That’s why it’s more important than ever that PSAs get the message out… with hilarious dancing and men dressed up in colorful condom costumes!


Comments

Yeah... that Barack thing bums me out.

Probably not as bummed as the fans of the gospel singer who find out their guy is campaigning for a pro-gay rights candidate.

Haha, true that.

I don't know who to believe anymore!

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