At yesterday’s TOPOFF press conference, Gov. Ted Kulongoski suggested that he might not make it through the rest of the terror drill—in a pretend sort of way. From the Oregonian:

Gov. Ted Kulongoski, however, said, “We’re playing this for real,” hinting Tuesday afternoon at a twist to come.

Kulongoski suggested he is “going to have to trigger” a succession plan to replace himself in office.

That’s a pretty sweet deal. I think today’s a good day for me to fake my own death—get the afternoon off and all.