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Friday, October 19, 2007

News It Really Brings Out His Eyes

Posted by Matt Davis on Fri, Oct 19 at 1:58 PM

Just my two cents on Erik’s beard vote:scottmooreseyes.jpgMOORE: EYES…BAH! STOP FIXING ME WITH YOUR GAZE!

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Shall I leave you two alone?

What are you going to tickle me with?

He looks thinner. I thought mine was keeping me from looking fat, but once I had gone without it for a while, I realized the reverse was true.

Phoshopped!

Which is better, a clean-shaven liberal vegan douche bag or bearded liberal vegan douche bag? I'm Stymied.

clean-shaven
liberal
bearded
vegan
douche
bag

i know there is probably a devestating insult in that list somewhere.

bag maybe?

Liberal! Liberal? Where the fuck are you from?

@ rexiii:

Phoshopped!

No, I don't think so. I don't see a single bowl of Vietnamese beef noodle soup anywhere in that picture.

In regard to Photoshopping, now, this is photoshopping:

http://zehnkatzen.blogspot.com/2007/10/pdx-scott-adams-loses-beard-takes-over.html


Which is better, a clean-shaven liberal vegan douche bag or bearded liberal vegan douche bag?

Bearded, that way you can shoot 'em and then claim you thought they were one of them Islammy fascists, am I right?

Never thought I'd say this, but you make a good point, Scott. Not that I condone offing liberal vegan douche bags, but it would be nice if they all just moved off to a big, blissful commune somewhere far, far away. It's a win-win if you ask me. Utopian bliss for all.

@ Scott:

Islammy fascists

I believe we have our phrase of the day.

no beard looks better! kinda kevin spacey-ee....

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