In a few minutes, I’ll be heading out to the TOPOFF media center to pick up my credentials to cover this morning’s sure-to-be-awesome fake terror drill—assuming they aren’t automatically locking up anyone with a beard.

I’ll do my best to live blog the experience, so that you feel like you’re actually there, living the real fake terror of it all, frantically fake searching for loved ones, fake scurrying to the store to buy emergency products, and then, of course, the fake looting.

Alas, I can only be in one place—Portland International Raceway, where they’ve conveniently set up a media spectacle—so this is where you, Blogtown reader, can help, by tipping us off in the comments to what you’re seeing elsewhere around town.